A few vids of my Hegar the Horrible Sounds

Hegar the horrible, er incredible

Last week, I ordered a new set of sounds...from Amazon.com of all places. Did you know you could buy all sorts of kinky shit on Amazon these days? Seriously, I had no idea. I know that they had third party sellers of books and movies and electronics, but didn't realize that you could by whips and vibrators and...well, sounds. I was doing a google search for sounds and up came Amazon. Crazy!! I was looking for a set of Hegar sounds (which are actually Uterine dilators) and found a set for $29.99 with $6.98 shipping from a seller, Healthy and Active. Checked their feedback and decided that $37 was a good deal to check out a new supplier.

The shipping was not the fastest. They shipped via UPS Basic 2. Have you heard of this one? Apparently, it is cheaper than Ground shipping. UPS ships it to the US Post Office closest to your location and then the USPS delivers it to you. It was not a big deal just sort of weird. The Post Office is like 2 blocks from my office and 2 blocks further from the UPS office. So I had to wait an extra day to get it than if it had shipped via Ground. Of course, considering that I already had 4 complete sets of sounds, what was a day, right? Well, considering that my cock starts dripping the second I order some kinky toy online, an extra day was excruciating :@)

The Hegar sounds arrived in good shape, with decent packaging. Hegar sounds, as I noted are really not sounds, but rather Uterine dilators. Of course, the twisted in the world have adapted them to be used as sounds. Go figure. This innovation brought to you by the same people who brought you Gerbils as a butt toy and Melons as blow up doll substitutions :@) Hegar sounds are short (only 8") and have a slight curve, less than Pratt's and much less than VanBuren's.

You'd think that behind straight sounds like Dittels and Bakes, they'd be the easiest, but I'd say no. Here's why. They are hollow most of the time, so they are light. The thickest one is still lighter than my thinnest Van Buren. This means that gravity will not work as your friend. The pressure inside your urethra trying to push them out is stronger than gravity trying to pull them in. This was the first set of sounds EVER where I needed to actually push them in gently. For that reason and the next reason I'm going to get into, I DO NOT recommend these for beginners.

The other thing about these is that they are short...I mean %50 shorter than any other sounds. Most of my sounds are 12-14", these are only 8". When I use a straight sound like the Dittel or Bakes, even with my fairly short 7" of cock, I usually have the sound in to the last 1.5" handle. This is because the part of your cock that you see, and in my case that isn't buried in fat, is only part of the total length. To the actual base of your cock, where your urethra takes a turn at Cobb's Curve to go through the middle of your prostate, is usually much longer than what you see. So, if I can take make 10" or more of a straight sound disappear into my cock, that means, I can take the entire 8" of the Hegar with no problems. For me, this is a good thing. For a newbie it might cause some angst. You're sounding along and all of a sudden, the sound is gone, fully inside your cock with nothing to use to pull it out. The good news is that there really is NO WAY for it to go past Cobb's Curve into your bladder, it just doesn't have enough curve, and once you go soft, has nowhere to go but out. I can see someone freaking out, however, if this was their first sounding experience. So, between the need to "gently" push the sound in and the fact that even in a shorter cock, you can actually push it ALL in, I'd say to save this for a little more experience.

OK, for those with experience, or those who want something to look forward to, let me tell you, these things ROCK MY WORLD!!!! I lubed up and realized pretty quickly that gravity wasn't gonna do it. Fortunately for me, I've spent a lot of time with rubber worms and such which all require gently "feeding" down the cock tube. The slight curve is definitely helpful, but also makes it more challenging if you don't know what to do. Basically, you need to let the sound in with the curve in one direction and then, gently rotate it so that the curve is in the other direction as you get further down your cock. It's all about knowing your plumbing and knowing how to push gently but not force.

I was able to gently get the first one down and in. All of a sudden, my cock tensed and it was gone!!! Totally swallowed inside my cock. I just about jizzed right then. The way that it curves, when it drops down, it sort of catches in the curve of your urethra and doesn't just slide right out. I found that if I pushed my cock gently toward my balls, it would release from the curve and pop out. If I stood my cock up toward my belly, it would slide in deeper. To be completely honest, if I was new to sounding, I think I might have been a little freaked. It slid in and then stayed in and when I moved my cock in one direction, it went in deeper. For me, heaven, as a newbie, thoughts of a trip to the ER would probably be going through my head :@)

Anyhow, I let it sit fully inside my cock and moved my cock around to get it to drop deeper or pop out. There is something so hot about adjusting your cock a little and seeing the tip of a thick metal rod just peeking out of the opening of your cock. I switched the first one out for a bigger size and then again for an even bigger size. Each one slid in easily as I pressed it down. Even for me, who has been doing cock stuffing for many years, it was still a little weird actually pushing it in, especially when I always tell people NOT to do that. But I know what good feeling and bad feeling is down there, so I felt fine with it.

I also found that these were perfect for fucking your cock. With the longer sounds, you have to be careful that they don't bottom out harshly when fucking your cock with them. With these, in order to hold them, they didn't even reach the base of my cock, so they were much easier to slide in and out without concern. Every time I'd take one out, it was covered with thick precum....LOTS of it. It would cling to the rod and slowly drip off. I would hold the rod above my lips and let the gooey clear stuff drizzle onto my tongue....HEAVEN!! (Another note, be really mindful of not putting the sounds in your mouth and then back in your cock. Your mouth is a cesspool of bacteria, and everyone I know who has ever gotten a UTI or bladder infection from sounding did something stupid that involved saliva, either theirs or someone elses). If I'm done with that particular size, however, I love to lick off all the lube and precum. The sound is always warm (body temp) so it is a nice feeling on your tongue.

After a few hours of this exquisite torture, my cock was just crazy sensitive. I find that the sounding does something to the sensitivity of the outside of your cock as well as the inside, so after a few hours, even a gentle stroke brings you right to the edge. The nice thing about this, is that you can edge for a long time. I bring myself close to blasting maybe 50 or more times, just with one touch. Finally, when I couldn't take it any more, I pressed my cock down and let the rod slip out then stood it up and it got sucked in fast. My prostate was quivering by this time and every muscle started to shake. By every muscle, I mean EVERYone EVERYwhere. My legs were quivering, my ass was quivering, my abs were pulsing, and then POW, BAMM, ZAP, WHAMM, ZOWIE. My intense orgasm shot the entire sound out of my cock and a HUGE load followed. I used the sound as a dip stick and got a lot of my cum all over it and then spent the next few minutes, dipping and sucking my load off the metal dipstick.

Yeah, I definitely got my $37 worth in my first session. The next session was just as good :@)

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