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Friday, April 2, 2010

Str8cam Lube, OMG!!!

Last week, when I ordered my new Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus Fleshlight, I also ordered a 4 pack of Str8cam Lube. If you aren't familiar with Str8cam.com, you owe it to yourself to check it out. Jeff, the owner and Chief Masturbator is a great guy. He strokes his beautiful cock live on web cam twice a week and saves the sessions for members to download. This guy really should be gay. He has as much creativity as any gay man I know. Many of his sessions have a theme. He's fucked pumpkins for Halloween, dressed in all sorts of hot attire for various holidays and special occasions. He uses all sorts of toys. He has an EXTREMELY loyal following. When he starts the sessions, he makes sure to personally welcome each member as they sign in. In the end, we are usually treated to his beautiful naked body which he abuses for his loyal followers. He's got a beautiful hairy chest, one of the nicest cocks you'll ever see, a beautiful ass, a great smile, and I would be remiss not to mention his stunning eyes. This guy has THE MOST BEAUTIFUL eyes you have ever seen. Sadly for us, he is also straight and married. That's what makes it all the more fun. This very straight, married guy gets naked twice a week and strokes his cock to a normally substantial orgasm for his gay followers.

Jeff is also a true entrepreneur. He has branched out from his webcam stuff to a line of Str8cam Gear. This includes jockstraps, briefs, cum rags, and lube. All of these bear the really adorable Str8cam Jeff cartoon character. The guy really is a genius. He's got a huge following of gay men buying his gear, watching his J/O sessions, and they all know he is completely unattainable. I'm thinking this is part of the allure for many.

OK, so back to the lube. Jeff's been really pushing the hell out of this lube. It looks and feels exactly like cum. Sadly it doesn't taste like cum (I checked) but you can't have everything :@) I've read a lot of reviews on his site and on Twitter. I figured I'd give it a shot. Let me first say that I am a complete lube snob. For single handed action, I typically prefer silicone lube (Gun Oil Silicone to be precise). There is something about silicone that I just love. For Fleshjack and Fleshlight lube, however, silicone is a no-no. I've been using Astroglide and getting good results. When I asked Jeff last week how his lube was with his Fleshie products, he said it was awesome and made them feel most like the real thing. I figured what the hell, and went out and ordered the 4 bottle for $45 deal (which includes shipping). To be honest, the main reason that I ordered it was because of Jeff. I admire the fact that he is such an entrepreneur, and that he is building this "empire" from the ground up. I also appreciate the fact that he is so open with himself and his body with thousands of gay fans. It doesn't hurt that he's a charmer to boot.

I placed my order at Str8camLube and received an email from Jeff thanking me for the order. He also tweeted his thanks. It was shipped in just a few days and came Priority Mail via the USPS. According to Jeff, he'll ship anywhere. When I got home from work yesterday, it was in the mailbox. It had been there most of the day in the warm Florida sun, baking inside the mailbox. I couldn't wait to get it out of the package and on my dick. I soaked my new Fleshlight and got it nice and warm, then I drizzled some of the still warm Str8cam lube into the very realistic pussy opening. A little of it ran out and I swear, it looked like the hottest creampie from the hottest porn. The visual itself was quiet a turn on. By the time I slid my very hard, very wet cock in, the anticipation was killing me. Jeff was right, it did make the fake pussy feel like the real thing. It's no secret that my dick likes the boy and the girls. My heart will always belong to the boys, but my dick doesn't care :@) Anyhow, I worked the Fleshy up and down and I have to say, a Fleshie never felt sooo good. I stopped counting, but I think I'm up to 15+ Fleshlight/Fleshjacks at this point. (I know, it's a sickness). The combination of the soft, supple, warm fake flesh and the Str8cam lube was just amazing. I pounded and edged for almost 2 hours and then felt my eyes roll back in my head as I shot a huge load deep into the pussy. One of my favorite parts of playing with a Fleshie is pulling out my cock and then letting the cum drip out of the opening. The visual is great, and usually horns me up for another round. The Str8cam lube mixed with my cum made it look like I'd shot a lot more up there than I really did. I got hard again just watching it all dribble out.

The Str8cam lube is the real deal. The consistency is perfect, the visual (looking just like cum) is awesome. I'm usually not a big fan of water based lubes, but this one is the best of all that I've tried over the years (and trust me, I've tried MANY). I didn't need to relube, which is always an issue for me. I hate sticky, tacky lube that dries out too fast. Turns me right off. The Str8cam lube went on slippery and stayed that way, never needed to relube.

I'm not sure how long the 4 bottles will last (cuz I'm addicted to masturbation), but I know when I'm done, I'll be ordering another 4 bottles. Jeff is now offering free samples, and you'd be a fool not to request a sample and try it out. Head over the St8cam Lube for the details.

And Jeff, if you ever decide you want to switch teams, I'm happy to be your mentor :@)

1 comment:

  1. Ordering another four bottles when you run out? You do know that the stuff comes in gallon size with a push pump, right?

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