TampaBates - My new Jack Off Club

For a while now, I've wanted to start a Jack Off club in the Tampa Bay area. When I lived in San Francisco, I used to go to San Francisco Jacks and always had a good time. I've been to Jack Off clubs in other cities as well. I'm a huge fan of jacking off and like to do it as often as possible. Someone on Twitter posted about BateWorld.com and I checked it out. Really good site if you like to stroke your cock. The guys are friendly and there is lots of posting or pics, vids, etc.

There are many different groups on the site that you can sign up for. Popper Baters, Fleshlight Baters, Stuffing Baters, Jockstrap Baters, etc etc. I signed up for a bunch and posted some of my vids and pics to them. Lots of fun. I also hooked up with guys to jerk off via Yahoo web cam. Good times. Anyhow, I decided to to start a Tampa group and some guys signed up. Then I decided to take it one step further and set up a separate web site for the Tampa Jack Off Group. I called it Tampa Bates (a little play on Tampa Bay).

I set up the website, TampaBates.com and started posting on Craigslist to get people to sign up. The premise is simple. The group is an ongoing one, and parties will be held every 2-3 weeks. People only need to sign up once and then they will get the invite to all future parties. There is no cost to sign up or for the parties. Let me tell you this shit is work!!! I've received well over 100 emails from the Craigslist ads. I responded to each of them and directed them where to sign up. Some people had follow up questions, so those had to be answered, then once people signed up, I sent a welcome.thanks email with the first party details. Some didn't realize they were going to be added to an ongoing list and wanted to be removed, some couldn't make it but want to come to future parties....well, you get the idea.

This whole thing started on Wed. By Thurs, I had already scheduled the first party for Saturday. Clearly, it was moving very fast. On Saturday, I still had people wanting to join. By Saturday afternoon, we had about 30 people on the group list with about 20 who confirmed they were coming to the party. I was stoked and headed off to set up the party space. I had a cooler filled with ice and soda/water. There were chips to snack on, and there were lube and hand towels. As the afternoon wore on people started to cancel. First one, then two more, then another. I was getting a bit discouraged. The door time was 7-8pm. Everyone needed to arrive during that time. Clearly, you don't want to have to keep answering the door all night, so you set a specific time. 7pm came and went, nobody showed. 7:30 came and still nobody. I was getting really bummed. I was messaging with my buddy, Digger and was really bummed. He tried to get to me to cheer up, but that was not gonna happen. I was sort of short with him, which was just stupid.

As I was waiting, I checked Craigslist. A few guys had posted earlier that they were coming to the party and to get in touch with me. I was looking to see if there were any other ads. Then I clicked on an ad and saw the photo of the same guy who had cancelled an hour ago saying he had family stuff to attend to. Apparently "family stuff" consisted of getting fucked repeatedly by big hard cocks, at least according to his ad :-) Oh well, what you gonna do. It was about 7:40 and a knock came to the door. I answered in my first guest had arrived. He told me he saw some guys hanging outside who were probably shy about coming in. Sure enough, the knocks kept coming at the door. Sometimes, I would just get the door closed and another would come. All in all, there were 10 of us. Not a huge turn out, but much better than I had hoped.

When 8pm came, I locked the door and told everyone to get ready to stroke. One of the rules of the group is that if you are gonna stay you have to be naked at least from the waist down. I know that some guys are shy or have issues with their body, so there is no sense in making them uncomfortable by telling them they need to be completely naked, but if they are gonna stay the pants need to go. There is nothing worse than being at any kind of sex party and having someone sitting there fully clothed, sipping a soda and munching chips, STARING at you while you try to get busy. I'm sort of an asshole when it comes to that and will normally find a way for my naked ass to end up knocking over their soda or cumming on their chips. But, I was hosting this one, so there would be nobody sitting around fully clothed.

Well, everyone stripped really fast and found their spots. Guys were stroking themselves and others in record time. I had brought a new jar of Albolene with me, and it appeared to be a crowd favorite. I was aghast that some guys had never heard of or used Albolene to JO before. It is the lube of the gods, and one in any true masturbator's inventory. I even have made my own in the past as the shit is expensive...but I digress (Albolene recipe at end of post).

So pretty much everyone was stroking everyone else. There were white guys, black guys, short/fat guys (me), tall skinny guys, smooth guys, hairy guys, all with one thing in common, hard cocks that were being stroked.

I made my way over to this really hot Bear couple. One of the guys had a HUGE uncut cock and I grabbed it. We slathered on some Albolene and we were off. I stroked him with one hand while I played with his nipples with the other. He was very receptive. He was stroking my cock at the same time and it was feeling good. Some of the guys were in groups of 2 or 3 or even 4. The whole thing was very organic. A group would form and then one would break off and start stroking another and another group would form. I love organic shit like that!!! There was a really hot black guy with beautiful tatts and a really nice cock. I went over and sat next to him and stroked him for a while while he stroked another guy. Then I felt a hand on my cock and another guy had joined us. This when on for what seemed like forever but was probably about 30 minutes.

I was sitting next to the black guy and he asked what time it was. I told him and he said he needed to go and pick up his daughter, he had promised his wife (FUCKING HOT!!!) He asked where to point his load and a number if guys wanted it on them. He opted for his hand, but I got mine in there to get about half of it, which I then wiped all over my cock. I went back to my bear buddy and started stroking his cock with my cum lubed hand. He was really getting into it, and I reached down with my other hand to rub his hole with my finger. He nodded and let out a deep breath. I leaned over and licked on his nipples while one hand stroked his cock and another teased his asshole. Before long he was shooting. Then his partner went. It was like dominoes, one guy after another dropped a load. Some into a towel, others onto their buddy's belly or chest. Pretty soon everyone had dropped a load except one last guy. A few guys helped him out, but it just wasn't happening. Others got dressed and left and he stayed behind with me. We stroked each other for a while but he wasn't getting there. He cleaned up and headed out, but was thrilled as jerking off with a group had been his fantasy for many years, so even though he didn't pop, he was one happy camper.

I cleaned everything up and headed for home. I'm now working on ways to grow the group. Ads on Craigslist are ok, but they are time consuming to answer and deal with all the flakes. There are guys in Orlando who have a group, Orlando Wankers, that have been doing it for a long time, so I'm gonna talk to them about how they built their group.

I've already scheduled the next party and can't wait to see how things go. I'm hoping each one will get a little be better than the next!!!

Homemade Albolene Recipe:

You'll need:

16 oz. bottle mineral oil (check the laxatives aisle)

3.75 oz tub petroleum jelly

Paraffin (Gulf Wax is sold in boxes in the canning section of supermarket or Wal-Mart)

[Variations: Baby Oil is just mineral oil with added fragrance, and Vick's Vaporub is just petroleum jelly with stuff like menthol and oil of wintergreen thrown in, so you can substitute either of those to give the "Albolene" a nice scent.]

* Measure out 10 oz. (1-1/4 cup) mineral oil and pour into old saucepan.

* Add about half the tub of petroleum jelly.

* Use a hand grater to grate 1/4 cup of wax (paraffin) (pack the grated wax into the measuring cup as you would do for brown sugar).

* Warm the oil/jelly mixture over low heat. When jelly has melted into the oil, slowly stir in the grated wax and let that melt completely.

* Remove from heat, let liquid come down to near room temperature, and then pour into empty Albolene tub or Tupperware container to cool and solidify. It will end up looking quite a bit like Vaseline, but the mineral oil and wax give the mixture its own distinctive feel.

* Optional steps: If you want to guarantee the closest possible match in texture to the "real thing," have some extra grated wax ready and chill a ceramic or glass plate in the freezer as you're heating the mixture.

* Then use a spoon to drop a small amount of the melted mixture onto the chilled plate, which will cause it to solidify in seconds.

* Check the texture with your fingers to see if it feels "just right," and if not, melt in a little more of the grated paraffin.

* Use very hot water and plenty of dish soap to clean the grease off the saucepan and measuring cup!

* After the homemade Albolene has thoroughly cooled and solidified, grab your favorite porn, whip your dick out, and really put the stuff to the test!