What exactly are they? Well they are masturbation toys for men. In my many years of sexual awareness, I've tried just about everything out there. I've tried blow up dolls and rubber butts and "masturbation sleeves" and cheap porn store pumps. None of them really did much for my cock. In fact some of them didn't even allow me to keep a good solid hard on. I have heard about the Fleshlight/jack off an on for a while now. I checked out the websites, watched numerous videos on X-tube (just search on Fleshlight or Fleshjack and you will find literally hours of clips of guys working their cocks with them), asked about them on Twitter, googled them, etc. As they are not cheap $5 items, I wanted to see if they really lived up to the hype. I checked out the forums on the Fleshlight web site and it seemed that there were hordes of satisfied customers.
I wasn't really convinced, however. I've fallen for the latest and greatest toy to bring you ultimate pleasure before and mostly have been disappointed. My friends Arnie and Larry who run Men4Bareback.com have an ad for Fleshjack on their site. I know how these things work and that they get a kickback if I order from that link, so I asked Arnie if he liked his Fleshjack. He gave it a good review, and I as know that Arnie and Larry are as piggy as I am, I trusted his opinion and used the link from his site to order my first Fleshjack Ice or "Icejack".
The Fleshlights/jacks (FL/FJ) come in a variety of openings and textures and also two different colors. The original or pink simulates pink flesh. It is considerably "pinker" than most flesh I've seen, but it gets the idea across. The ice material is clear. The material is a "special polymer" that isn't latex and isn't silicone. Not sure what it is, but it is stretchy and soft. The Fleshjack openings include a little mini butt (Jackass), an actual butthole, a set of lips, and what they call "closet" which is just a slit that looks like a coin slot. This is apparently for those in the closet whose wife or kids would be mortified if they found their gay sex toy with a mouth or ass on it. The internal textures offer a wide variety. There is everything from Original which is a smooth tube, to Super ribbed, Speed bumps, and Vortex, which is well, it is awesome is what it fucking is!!!!
Let's face it, if you've read my blog, you know that I do all kinds of crazy things to my cock. I pierce it, I electrocute it, I pump it, I shove steel rods and rubber worms down it. My cock is pretty open to new sensations and experiments. After reading the forums, it seemed that the Vortex texture was pretty intense, and so I decided to go with that. Many people were cautioned not to start with the Vortex as it might be too much for some people, but I know my cock could handle intense. I ordered a clear sleeve with clear case, so I could watch my cock work it's way in and out of the Vortex. Ordering was easy and the "Icejack" arrived in two days, as I had ordered 2 Day UPS.
I took my new toy home and filled the sink with hot water. It is recommended that you soak the sleeve in warm/hot water to enhance the experience. I did so, and picked out my favorite porn (Pigs at the Troff) and got out my water based lube. I really am not a fan of water based lube. I prefer silicone based first and oil based second with water based last. But, the FL/FJ should only be used with water based lube, so I complied. I had a bottle of generic Astroglide from CVS that I don't mind, so I dropped the bottle in the sink of hot water to warm it up. After a few water changes, I put the sleeve into its clear case and squirted some lube inside the Jackass, then on my cock. I got good and hard and slid my cock inside. I was fully expecting that I was going to be disappointed and that the FJ was gonna end up in the chest of misfit toys. I mean seriously, how was this gonna feel as good as everyone said it would?
So, I slid in and started working the FJ up and down my hard cock. It actually didn't feel too bad. I mean, it wasn't a blow job or an ass, but it was warm and wet and my cock seemed to like it......for the first few minutes.....then my cock LOVED it!! Apparently, the Vortex has ribs in a swirl inside. They make your cock fell all kinds of good. I started to work the FJ faster up and down my cock, and then when I started to feel close, I backed off. I found that I was able to edge a lot easier with the FJ than with my hand. With my hand the temptation to get too close was easy to fall into, and just a flick of a finger could put me over the edge. With the FJ, I was able to stay close but not too close for a long long time. In fact, it was the best edging I'd ever had.
The Vortex texture was doing all kinds of crazy things to my cock. I could tell I was dripping as I pumped the FJ up and down. I worked it around and side to side too. It was blowing my mind. After a while I decided to call it a session and head for the finish line. I can honestly say in all my life I never came like that. I didn't pull out when I came, instead I kept stroking my throbbing cock with the FJ. The texture of the Vortex did some wild things to my cock. I found myself making the craziest noises as I came. I mean, this was totally involuntary, and I was hollering and whimpering. It was nuts! After I came, I couldn't move the FJ on my cock, the sensations were so intense. I just sat there, kind of stunned and amazed that this thing was as good as people said it was.
I finally pulled out my cock and as I did, my load mixed with the lube poured out all over my cock and balls and belly. It was so warm and wet, it was awesome. After a while I managed to get up and head into the bathroom to clean up, me and the FJ. Cleaning the FJ was easy. I just ran cold water through it first and all the cum congealed and came out, then hot water to wash away all the lube. I let it dry per the instructions and then coated it with cornstarch to keep it soft and smooth.
The next day I went online and ordered three more, as they have a Buy 2, Get 1 Free sale. I got the Speed Bump, the Wonder Wave and the Ultra Tight. I've used the Wonder Wave and the Ultra Tight and they are both awesome. In each one I had crazy sessions and wild orgasms. They are each different and unique. So far, I think Vortex is my favorite, but I'm not disappointed in the others. Tonight, I think I'm gonna try Speed Bump and see what that does to me. If it is like the others, I'll be howling like a wild monkey by the time I cum. At this point, my hand has taken a back seat to my FJ. I'm gonna try to get some pics or maybe even video with the FJ tonight. Keeping my fingers crossed.
If you've thought about getting one of these, I highly recommend them. I really thought it would be a lot of hype, and boy am I glad I was wrong.
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